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boot licking toadie

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.
Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!
by 0371 February 4, 2010
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licking the bowl

the act of pouring badder from baking something (i.e. cake badder) into a woman's vagina so licking her vagina is more pleasurable and tasty.
I love it when my girlfriend bakes because later I'll be licking the bowl. Then I know I'm gettin' laid.
by greg westfield June 12, 2011
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Lacing Up

Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.
Wow. Garrett's gonna have a long night. Hes Lacing Up.
by Us People June 11, 2006
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licking oranges

A secret word used by girls to say a guy is "looking gorgeous." This term originated when I told one of my friends that a guy i work with was looking gorgeous and she misunderstood me and thought i said "licking oranges"
" That guy over there is licking oranges!"

Johnny Depp is licking oranges!
by Weirdduck March 8, 2005
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Crack-a-lackin"

That Pipe is "Crack-a-lackin" !!!!
by Afro-penis March 4, 2009
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Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin
i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie
by b-rent December 19, 2004
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crack-a-lackin'

darren: "uhh... look at her! Her booty showin!"
mike: "she crack-a-lackin'man!"
by A - TOwN July 29, 2005
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