Jaked

To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).

Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!

by Brizzock May 17, 2003

Jake Paul

DEATH, SUICIDE, EARRAPE also known as SNAKE PAUL

I fucking hate Jake Paul
You should totes look up the Disney Channel Jake Paul meme

by _golden.whale_ October 25, 2017

Jake Paul

A cancerous YouTuber who takes people's life for granted for money purposes only. He abuses people, sexual assaults them, and is racist.

Team10: Roses are red team 10 is shitty I have no brain England is my city.
Jake Paul: I made up the name team 10 cause that is the amount of money I take from your earnings

by Bromieomie December 10, 2017

Jake Pratt

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.

Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.

by babysmasher March 16, 2012

Jakeing

1. To become creepily overly obsessed with another person early on in a realationship or friendship

2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship

3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend

4. To always be at your locker

1. He's totally jakeing and telling me he loves me every two minutes!

2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.

3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend

4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.

by ClingyBitch October 21, 2013

Jake Curry

One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".

"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."

by atticus Locke June 8, 2014

Jake Shit

The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.

Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.

Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit

by Deoweeni March 28, 2015