Jesus

Big beefy man boy who sits behind you in science and asks for a pencil (but little do you know he's crushing on you secretly). He has a strange background. He says he was born in the holy land or something. He is the most hottest man you will ever ever see in all of your life. He will always be the man you love, so you worship him in church every day so maybe he might come back to you and marry you, so you have an excuse to divorce your now husband ,David.

Grandkid 1: Nana what is love?
You: A great and amazing thing
Grandkid 2: Who was your first love.
You: ah it was a long time ago.. Jesus. That's why I go to church everyday.

Jesus by Ratatouille#1. January 8, 2020

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Jesus

A Jew. (this is for all Christians who believe that being mean to Jews is cool and it has to do with Christ) Jesus was born by a harlot in the year 7 a.d. he was born a jew, he died a jew. he was killed by ROMANS (not other Jews). Also, the Roman emperor burned him on the cross while eating dinner, so he was not taken off.

"Jesus died a Jew"

Jesus by Fred Johnson 3 June 15, 2009