jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"Aye aye, captain"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021

jesus

a cool magic man with a toxic fan base

hey have you heard of Jesus jet?

by sampossident August 23, 2021

jesus

jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
jesus_ruiz1249

jesus has a huge cock😱

by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021

it jesus

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.

I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.

by Doolbox March 13, 2008

Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.

“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

“Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”

by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020

Jesus

Savior

Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!

by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022

Jesus

Verb.

To have sex with someone more than once.

From: Jesus having been nailed more than once.

I can't wait to give her the Jesus

by Samurer May 26, 2011