impork

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech September 25, 2008

Impalicious

The state of being super sexy, cool ,intelligent, funny, good at both man lovin and woman lovin, and simply irresistabel to everybody who look at you.

Damn! He be so impalicious, he looks looks good at lovin.

by El Panda October 30, 2009

Impigrous

Verb. Quick or diligent. Extremely uncommon.

Her actions were impigrous
He dusted the top shelf impigrously

by HorriblyCheerful August 21, 2010

Impact Technology

Items: televisions, computers, cell phone, etc., that will only work after being struck with great force

Kouji: My keyboard started working again!
JD: How'd you get it to work?
Kouji: I hit it
JD: Impact Technology.

by The Kobra Kid January 1, 2011

impastable

pasta that is difficult to eat.

Eating spaghetti in a restaurant on a blind date is impastable.

by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011

impoketent

The inability to return a "poke" to someone on Facebook, when they have been poked.

Hey Baby, why didn't you poke me back? Were you impoketent?

by Jenny Jimenez April 2, 2011

importantance

valued by everyone but on a scale above anything relative to measurement. Way above.

The importantance of Lenny in Las Tres Puertas is unparelleled and indescribable. Ademas, inexplicable.

by MeScrapper May 20, 2011