Hoichi toichi

Hoichi toichi describes how a baby or toddler is acting when they are laughing and crying at the same time. When babies and toddlers get very tired but also find something hilarious, they will laugh and cry concurrently and intermittently. One never quite knows which way it will go. It’s a heightened dual-emotion and signals that it is time for a nap. It can also be used as a noun.

Oh no, he’s getting hoichi toichi, we better get him home for a nap!
She’s got the hoichi toichis, let’s give her a bottle and then try to get her to sleep.

by Sam Define November 27, 2023

HOI4 RP

Where players of the game "Hearts of Iron 4" gather up to waste hours simulating WW2, except it's not actually WW2 and it doesn't make any sense at all what's going on.

bob: 'Hey! Want to play some HOI4 RP?'
rob: 'No.'
bob: 'But 7 hosts are online!'
rob: 'No.'

by musicalobservatory August 5, 2024

Hoid

Throw a rope to tie a ship to a dock

"We need to hoid this issue before it floats too far from our control"

"Remember to stand a good distance away when hoiding"

by Salmon Hooks August 13, 2024

Hoinjdoink

Ah, behold the majestic "Hoinge Doink"! It's not just a word, it's an adventure into the realm of male or female anatomy, and hey, it can even sneak its way into middle names like Jason Hoinjdoink Calhoun! But wait, there's more! In certain circles, "Hoinjdoink" is the go-to term for someone who's misplaced their logic faster than you can say "where'd my brain go?" Case in point: "That guy? Oh, he's definitely misplaced his Hoinjdoink!"

While in an altercation, I tried to throw a punch, I missed and my opponent kicked me in the Hoinjdoink, which dropped me
to my knees.

by Majestic Elf March 21, 2024

Hoinky Doinky

The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.

He gave her the Hoinky Doinky.

by BSmith07 April 21, 2024

hoisted sail

spread a sail or sails.

As the wind rose up, the crew hurriedly hoisted sail and started off over the wide sea.

by Arminkshipper January 29, 2026

Hoialary

(Hoy-yal-ary)
Hoialary is a verb relating to the concept of fun or entertainment. Morphologically, the root Hoial comes from the Welsh word "Hwyl," meaning "fun." The suffix -ary ensures that the purpose of the word is to relate or pertain to something. Putting the two participles together, the word refers to something that is entertaining.

"All of my hoialary necessities have been confiscated as a result of having bad grades."

by Surqita October 12, 2024