A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.
My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.
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The measuring of one's dick with a boner
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1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.
1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN
2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN
2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*
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Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."
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