russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use

"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.

by MahaRandi May 13, 2016

Silver Dildo

1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.

1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .

Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.

Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.

Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!

Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.

by SHIRAMSINS October 31, 2016

field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret

Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!

by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017

piss dildo

Piss dildo usually consists of pissing in a condom or a mould of a penis and freeze it and then when it’s frozen you can then fuck yourself with your piss dildo.

Tamzin, had a piss dildo and fucked her ass and fanny till it melted.

by DaddyAndTheBoy July 20, 2018

Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better

Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

What da Dildo?

It is similar to the phrase- What the Fuck?

or to something that one might not have understood
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the word dildo is used for the simple fact that you use a dildo while fucking

Friend-Dude i just shit my pants! Help!!

You- What da Dildo? No!! Ew!!

by PARYSS :) May 27, 2010