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Cheesemonger

A person who prefers to perform oral on a day old dick or vagina, preferably 24-48 hours after a high exertion workout
Sarah’s going to see her cheesemonger today for some day old dick
by Sara1983 August 30, 2025
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The cheese man

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum
by faceiscum November 17, 2021
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The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.
The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?
by CherryBay July 12, 2023
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Mac N’ Cheese Man

Short lived docu-series about the Mac N’ Cheese Man that peaked in relevance mid quarantine (2020). Sadly the man himself has fell to a crippling meth addiction and resides in Fresno, CA.
“Yo, remember that Mac N’ Cheese Man series back in quarantine?”
“LMAO. Remember when he called to his wise Jewish uncle for advice in the forest?”
by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022
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Cheesecake

"What time is it?!" "Cheesecake! Woot woot!"
by Major Sunshine March 13, 2009
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Cheesebag

Box wine that has been taken out of the box. Once the bag is removed from the box it ceases to be box wine and becomes cheesebag. Excellent for smuggling in a big purse and taken where alcohol is expensive or otherwise taboo.
We drank the whole cheesebag last night!
by FirstCommunionAfterparty October 26, 2009
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cheesebagger

Someone who doesn't grate their own cheese when making natchos,
That cheesebagger refused to grate his own cheese for his nachos
by tbugai December 26, 2011
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