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The Canton Cannoli

When you stick a cannoli around your penis and your partner (male or female) cleans off the cannoli with their mouth, leading to a creamy adventure.
Hey, I have an extra cannoli, wanna spice it up and do the Canton Cannoli?
by bigthiccenergy January 27, 2022
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The full Capone

When a girl strips down from a trenchcoat to nothing but a fedora.
Oh man, she gave me the full capone.
by seano leeds February 23, 2011
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Firing the Canon

Justin admitted to Firing the Canon off the roof.
by colestaff July 24, 2011
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to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.
She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
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by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017
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on the milk carton

by feenagh101 June 25, 2017
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These are the Four Sacred Truths of The Big-Booty Bottom Bitch himself, Daddy Jakeypoo.

Thou doth handcuffs thyself to thine bedpost during the act of sexual intercourse
His Daddyness doest enjoy ins'rting a dildo into his rampallian during amorous rite
The divine Daddyness doth also enjoyeth the reception of intercourse through the floppy pocket pussy whilst handcuffed to thine holy bedpost
Thine most holiest of Phat Cocks hast been reveal’d to us unworthy mortals as uncircumcised with curdles of thine most delicious cheese held within
For every house party, a role must be filled to maintain the sacred balance of the almighty Lauren’s Bisexuality. It is a force that balances the Sexaul Force as we know it. For every house party there must be a Lauren, for whom the others shall balance. With the Four Sacred Truths, Lauren fulfills her Straight lust. This lust, however, must be tempered and balanced by the passionate embrace of a Darcey, whom penetrates her with the Phat Cock Dildo of Lesbian Love. Just as there are Four Sacred Truths, so too must there be a forth person in the ritual, an Evalina. The Evalina is but a mere cuck that sits in the corner and observes the ritual, furling their own desires from a distance, this gives the Bisexuality an exit from the ritual and disperses the lust out into the universe, thus completing the The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party.
Let us consult The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party
by DaddyDextive April 20, 2021
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You Just Got Ian Caponed!

A really famous quote used since March 2021 to Capone people, and now has over 1,200,000 Views
You Just Got Ian Caponed!
Bro, not again 😔
by IanTehGansta69 March 20, 2022
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