caponed

When you are owned by Al Capone or owned in a mob style.

Man that accountant in The Untouchables just got caponed.

by Jake Plewa November 5, 2005

caponed

verb. Being Owned, but worse. Derived from the name Capone.

Dude, that guy just got totally caponed.

by dpleplpre September 10, 2008

Caponed

Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.

"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."

by King Colock October 12, 2011

caponed

Caponed - verb - To get away with, or avoid judgement for, an egregious violation of the law or morals, only to be punished for a lesser offense which serves as justice-by-proxy for the greater offense.

Paul Wolfowitz got away with starting the Iraq War, but is about to get fired from the World Bank for promoting his girlfriend. He got "Caponed".

by dave3172 December 24, 2008

caponed

To get kicked out of a group on social media, usually a chat room or discord channel. Usually done when a social media public figure is trying to gatekeep their viewers.

Social Media User: Hey, I haven't seen Mary in Sam's chat for a while now. What happened?
Friend: Oh, yeah, she got caponed and totally blocked from the chat because she thought Anna Nikol was cool.

by Foodie Tuti August 18, 2023

Al Caponed

To get owned in style

He got Al caponed by my grenade...

by Goat23535 September 27, 2005

Al Caponed

To get owned or pwned with a sense of Italian flare.

Dumbass 1: Can I have some of your tots?
Dumbass 2: No, but what an dumbass you are for asking..you should have just grabbed them, like I did with your sister yesterday.
Dumbass 3: You just got Al Caponed.

by Victorious yet again December 18, 2005