Caponed

Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.

"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."

by King Colock October 12, 2011

Caponer

Getting extremely excited about something nobody cares about.

Dan got a caponer when thinking about the high school football game.

by candapone April 2, 2014

capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

by jason October 21, 2003

capone

Reference to Al Capone, famous Chicago gangster. If you're "straight up capone" you're a true gangsta out there on the streets, not one to be fucked with.

"You're straight up capone"

by Pablo Escobar September 4, 2004

Capon

1.Something or someone that fails in an epic scale of things.
2.To lose your testicles

1.Ewwww Brian capon!!
2.You caponing now boy!

by anonymouslanguage September 22, 2009

caponed

When you are owned by Al Capone or owned in a mob style.

Man that accountant in The Untouchables just got caponed.

by Jake Plewa November 5, 2005

Capone

To bribe or cheat someone

Person: "Hey man, 50$ to do my homework this week?"

Person 2:"Nah man, you can't Capone me that easily."

by Beastopher April 6, 2013