brad carle

a sweaty chode that left my fifa clubs to play with thames coemts cmon what srt of that is that jheezse such a sheep

gorre im wet like brad carle chode factory

by top don October 3, 2011

Cable Racist

One who will not watch regular TV because they have, and pay for cable TV.

I asked Mari if she saw the latest episode of "V" and she said "No, I don't pay for cable to watch regular damn free TV."
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".

by satxjq March 31, 2010

suicide cable

A power cable that is cut, stripped, and crimped with alligator clips in a manor that will allow the user to clamp the clips on his or her body and plug the cable into a wall. This will result in an excruciating electrocution or even death.

Pierre was feeling a bit down so he offed himself with a suicide cable clamped to his balls and tongue.

by Ward Larson August 2, 2007

Carleena

Can be a really snotty brat and ignore whatever you are talking about, saying “that’s not important”. But when she has to talk about the same thing, the whole world needs to stop for her. She is the queen of ‘me land’ and nobody will even be able to break through to her that most people don’t give a crap about what she says.

Sophia: I can’t believe he asked me out!!!
Carleena: Yes we all know he asked you out, many people get asked out everyday, it doesn’t even matter.
Sophia: It matters to me...

by Ellabella! December 7, 2018

carleton

when your parents specifically hold you back in school, with the intent of growing up to children of your own age.

"No, he didn't fail- his dad just carleton'd him"

by Cheese Dog January 3, 2008

Carley

a moody teenager who loves 5sos

omg shes so moody she MUST be a carley
she is obsessed with 5sos it’s obviously a carley

by brooklynavery October 7, 2018

monster cables

Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.

man, did you download those new monster cables yet?

by BRIANHANSEN May 28, 2006