clingoff

A friend who was once in a full-time committed relationship who always ditched his/her friends for his/her bf/gf. After the breakup a clingoff will usually reappear into their past circle of friends they once ditched and pretend like nothing is wrong!

'Hey guys! I'm back! What did I miss?'
'Like only... 6 months of inside jokes so you probably aren't going to understand anything we all say, oh and by the way when's my birthday?'
'Uh...'
'Wow look at you, you used to be the clingon and now you're the clingoff! Deuces'

by veavers June 14, 2013

clinguy

A male that clings to the female on their first date, rendering a second date moot.

Girl: Oh My god I went on a date with a 'clinguy' last night. He was all over me and would not leave my side!!!

by cavrecon22 January 15, 2014

Cling-Companion

Most of the time, a hover friend, best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend are considered cling-companions. This is because they NEVER leave you alone.

*In Bathroom*
Annoying friend: Are you done yet??
Friend 2: No! Gosh, you're such a cling-companion

by Love_Songs July 13, 2014

Cling-on

When you take a shit and shit sticks to, or "clings on" to the bowl.

I flushed the toilet but there's a piece of shit that don't wanna go. I call that shit a cling-on

by bow2ursensai September 4, 2016

Clingon

One who leches off healthy relationships and has no real friends of their own.

Person A: Who's the new person?
Person B: Clingon.

by Jim Harrock May 24, 2016

Clingdaddy

Clingdaddy is a douche who knows to much about certain video games.

Man that guy is such a clingdaddy.

by No one shall know who this is July 9, 2016

Clingon

A person who suffers from extreme oral fixation resulting in uncontrolled dick sucking in public restrooms with random men

Check dat' hoe she's clingon

by rediculouse z-train July 31, 2016