Pumpkin Blumpkin

To receive a blowjob while shitting into a Jack O' Lantern .

Dude , last night at the Halloween party Jodi gave me a " pumpkin blumpkin " on her front porch ...

by Big T- McG October 29, 2009

mexican blumpkin

A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.

I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.

by vexxie March 24, 2004

Blumpkin Pie

(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.

(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.

"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"

by B77 September 17, 2012

Double decker blumpkin

Takes two people, one takes a dump in the tank of a toilet while the other faces backward on the normal toilet seat dumping while giving the tank dumper head.

Yo, eff those tool bags, they wouldn't give us any beer so Crystal and I pulled a double decker blumpkin in their master bathroom and rolled out! Try flushin that bitches!

by Vern1234 March 9, 2010

Blumpkin Strudel

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.

"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin

by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009

blumpkineer

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

by agathasausage June 26, 2009

blumpkin split

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.

my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!

by really coolsdf October 7, 2009