like a bastard

massachusettes term for an excess of something

Its raining like a bastard
I banged your mom like a bastard.She was STANK BUDDAH.

by Patrick from Atown November 24, 2006

litigious bastards

See SCO.

The Litigious Bastards are now claiming that OSS violates the constitution.

by Jesiah February 15, 2004

fat bastard

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

by olum December 1, 2009

bastie

an amazing, cute, rich boy who is the best boyfriend anyone could have. he is always honest and he takes care of everyone. he's always there as your shoulder to cry on and he will love you unconditionally, he makes mistakes but he always shows how he's sorry. he's shy when you first meet him and he's secretly really romantic, any girl would be lucky to have him.

I love my boyfriend bastie

by Unknown20919 October 8, 2019

Ghetto Bastard

A child born under the poverty line wihtout a father and usually the mother has to let it go for monetary reasons

A ghetto bastard, born next to the projects

-Naughty by Nature, Ghetto Bastard

by Cob Man January 17, 2009

Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

by The_Administrator December 15, 2010

fat ugly bastard

A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.

It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.

Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.

Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?

Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.

Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!

by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021