worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

by PFesser April 19, 2018

Flat as a plank

When you pretty much don't have boobs.

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

by Enigmatic person April 11, 2019

Games As A Service

Also known as Live Service games.

(Game Industry)The business practice of players not having control of whether they can play a game due to a company withholding that function.

A fraudulent business practice that doesn't provides neither goods nor services such as DLC's or Microtransaction items, such as cosmetic (skins, hairstyles etc) or game enhancing item (XP booster, weapons, additional item slots) .

Battlefront 2 is a Games As A Service

by Judas Mesiah April 27, 2019

Lubed as a penguin

When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.

My dick is lubed as a penguin.

by UrBn-_-Zombie March 21, 2020

Drippy as a mutt

When your outfit is so fire, you have people drooling over you like dogs or "mutts"
Can also be used as a compliment that someone is looking like a "dawg"

Dang bro, that new outfit has you drippy as a mutt.

by J--B January 14, 2022

Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.

by John Joe September 20, 2012