April 8th

If you are born on this day then your GAY, don’t matter if your male or female. If you are born on this day you have the smallest dick. You might get girls but until they see that little thing.

Girl one: What’s your birthday?
Boy one: April 8th
Girl one: Ha! That means you have a small cock lol I’m telling everyone!

by PlayWithBoys626 October 28, 2019

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November 8th

National no underwear day! Let your babies breath!

Bill: Hey bro, are you wearing underwear?
Jim: Why would I when it's November 8th?!

by broimreallsmart November 1, 2019

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November 8th

National forget the fuckboys day!

If you see a fuckboy who used you in the past you say "Have fun with your future STDs" then walk away.

Natalya: Oh my god it's November 8th
Jake: So
Natalya: Have fun with your future STDs

by danicohnbitch November 3, 2019

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British No Homo Day. You can be as gay as you want but you have to follow these rules if you want to participate :
1. Spin the bottle but with the same gender only and you have to kiss each other

2. None of this counts, you can do it with your best friends
3. If your friend elects you to do it then do it
4. If you have either a JD bag, M&S Shoes, Specs Savers glasses, An Iphone, a red phone case or Vaseline then you already are selected

Why is she kissing her? I thought she was straight!?! It's November 8th, that's why.

by LyraTheodore November 4, 2019

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