The Tyrannosaurus 

When your having sex with a girl and you tell her to trust you, so you put a blindfold on her and she’ll open her mouth and you shit in her mouth. She’ll ask why is it spiny? Then you tell her to take off the blindfold. She will be disgusted and won’t want to touch it while she screams and spits it out with her arms bent therefore looking like a T-Rex

Guy: Your girlfriend bit on my dick while she was sucking, so I gave her The Tyrannosaurus

The Tyrannosaurus by BeamFam January 13, 2020

swank the toodle 

Masturbation by men.

"Dude, stop swanking your toodle, my mom's coming!"

swank the toodle by RGE May 6, 2005

slip the two inside 

To finger oneself.To masturbate using your fingers. Female term.

Calvin asked Claudia if she slip the two inside. As she masturbates, she replied yes.

slip the two inside by alecs July 12, 2006

backup the train 

An expression used to stop something or slow it down. If someone is talking fast, backup the train will mean for them to repeat what they said. Can be used with hold the phone

Kids in a classroom going crazy, someone swears
Teacher: Hold the phone, backup the train! Who said that?

backup the train by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007

taking the test 

A test to discern if you have become impregnated by another human being. This can be either a good or a bad thing, never in between.

"I'm lying on my bed with a bucket between my knees, throwing up"

"Have you thought about taking the test?"

taking the test by The man yak September 23, 2007

setting the table

When someone, usually in a public restroom, flushes the toilet before they sit down to use it. (Term can be used whether or not something was actually in the toilet that merited flushing.)

As I was contemplating life in the Wal-Mart bathroom a man walked into the stall next to mine, setting the table before he sat down.

setting the table by jimmywho723a January 25, 2009

tuggin the taliwacker

Jackin off, beatin your meat, clearing the pipe. Masturbation

Dude1: Wheres Steve?
Dude2: He's got a hot date tonight so he's probably in the back Tuggin the taliwacker

tuggin the taliwacker by steelrunner83 February 13, 2010