Definitions by RGE

swank the toodle 

Masturbation by men.

"Dude, stop swanking your toodle, my mom's coming!"

swank the toodle by RGE May 6, 2005

t minus zero 

Time to go, i.e. liftoff or the beginning of an operation.

T minus zero, time to leave...

t minus zero by RGE May 13, 2004