Giggle Poop 

poop that, while coming out of your ass, makes a frothy giggling sound much like a schoolgirl

I was having a party on the porcelain throne because i had giggle poop!

Giggle Poop by Fadrian April 27, 2007

Uber poop 

An expression for especially dank weed, smelling of a poopy essence.

While we were chillin in amsterdam, Joelon and I smoked some uber poop, we got higher than a 757.

Uber poop by j_hoff_4 March 13, 2010

Harry Potter Poop 

You've just been to see Harry Potter at the cinema, and you're really bursting for the toilet. You go to sit down to relieve yourself and find yourself shooting magical spells at Voldemort, just like you did when you were 5.

Mom: Come down and eat, you're ice-cream's melting!
You: Um, one sec mom - just finishing my Harry Potter Poop! (Pew Pew, Stupefy!)

Harry Potter Poop by Ice-Cream-R-Melting November 24, 2010

swoop and poop 

went you move into a realtionship and shit all over the situation

It looked like Ron was serious about her untill he pulled the swoop and poop.

swoop and poop by Eldo August 30, 2005

dog poop 

The blues, mental depression or sadness.

Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.

dog poop by harry flashman July 30, 2003

penis poop 

When a man sticks his penis in fresh poop

Dan made a penis poop

penis poop by Firewave August 29, 2004

donkey poop 

The word you say when anything around you completely sucks.

Teacher: Alright class we are not eating pizza today ,instead we are learning Algebra!

Child: This is total donkey poop!

donkey poop by ego49er June 29, 2010