Pickle Dicking

When a man leaves his penis in his wife's/lover's vagina and/or anus for hours after ejaculating inside of it.

I fell asleep so fast after coming, I ended up just Pickle Dicking it.

by Poket November 20, 2011

Donkey Dick

An unusually large penis.

Person 1: "Hey man, why do they call it 'BIGDICKRICNETWORK'?"
Person 2: "It's because he got that big ol' donkey dick!"

by BDRNETWORK December 11, 2022

Dick Job

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)

Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night

by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong May 25, 2022

Dick-fil-A

A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.

Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Dick Bong

Major Richard Ira Bong (nicknamed Dick Bong) was one of the most decorated American fighter pilots. He fought in WWII and shot down 40 Japanese aircraft. He died at the age of 24, testing a new fighter jet.

Now we laugh at his funny nickname which sounds like a creative way to ingest weed only using your body.

en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Richard_Bong

Person 1: Oh my god his name was Major Dick Bong!
Person 2: That sounds like what you call using piss as bong water!
Person 1: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you

by InterstellarTars March 3, 2021

Limp Dick

The real name of the Limp Bizkit band (Even though they're actually a good band)

Google: Limb Bizkit members
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by ♥🗺☠ March 31, 2021

old dick

1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.

2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.

Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.

or

Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004