The Tyson Shot 

The remains of a Soviet Ice Bomb round poured into a single shot glass for Tyson to drink.

Hey! Leave the tray, we still have to make the Tyson Shot.

The Tyson Shot by Captain Roger February 6, 2003

the tape 

A VHS tape which consists of poorly taped, and edited scenes from movies, and television randomly inserted, repeated, and paused, created by Rizzo in his basement. Poorly taped, as it may be, it still provides hours of entertainment. Mainly the content on the tape can be classified as chomedy, only two are in existance, and soon we fear that they will become extinct.

1. You're watching 15 pure minutes of Benny from Total Recall. It's the tape.
2. Schwarzenegger keeps kicking down a door whilst DeVito tries to stop him "Aw no!" The tape!
3. Out of no where Hulk Hogan is in a big rig smashing through an ambulance! The Tape.
4. What're you gonna do with those pies boys?
5. A bunch of random heads explode.
6. Oh baby take me to heaven! Your request is my demand! AW NO!!!
7. Kurt Russel keeps saying "Wang!"

the tape by Kyle Ligenza March 2, 2008

The Tobaggan

after sex knock the girl out and ride her unconscious body down a large flight of stairs.

i did "The Tobaggan" to that bitch

The Tobaggan by Unknownrunner1 October 9, 2008

the Toasty Tortoise 

Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.

I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.

the Toasty Tortoise by ThaneOfCawdor June 28, 2009

The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory 

The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.

"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.

The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory by wiggy_G November 14, 2009

The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

The Tight-Pant Rule by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010

The Trident 

The Trident is another penile term, such as the brain and batwing. The trident is when you make three points with your two testicles and penis. You take one hand and raise up everything under from under your scrotum making sure there are 3 distinguished points.

He pulled off the best one, the Trident.

The Trident by gregjamesjason November 5, 2010