Definitions by ThaneOfCawdor

the Toasty Tortoise

Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.

I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.

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Where a girl's pubic hair tickles a guy's balls while he fucks her.

I normally don't dig the natural look, but i love when my girl gives me the Douglas Fir.

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