Kicking The Cat

When A Man upsets his wife/girlfrriend he does not get sex for a week or so. Expression coming from -

A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.

Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.

Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.

Boy- Should i tell him or should you?

Jeff- How are you and stephanie?

Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.

Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !

by kikokiko95 July 22, 2009

Stray Cat

Another phrase for "hoe". An animal ghetto female that is positive for any sexually transmitted diseases that passes along STD's to innocent people in the hood. Commonly used in Detroit,MI.

Zues: Man I heard you finna smash dat brawd?!

Darius: Nahh , man thats a "Stray Cat"

by @AstroJETFly (Stamped by...DC) December 13, 2010

Dog-cat

Any of various other carnivorous mammals of the family Felidae, which includes the lion, tiger, leopard, and lynx, but yet also at the same time is a domesticated carnivorous mammal (Canis familiaris) related to the foxes and wolves and raised in a wide variety of breeds.

As the dog-cat passed by me i felt an exhilarating shrivel up my spine.

by aLlY September 28, 2003

Blue cat blues

It was the last episode of Tom and jerry where jerry was depressed and so was Tom and they were sitting on the train tracks and at the end of the episode you would here a oncoming train.

Blue cat blues was the last episode of Tom and jerry.

by Some random guy November 28, 2014

lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.

Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC

by Jared March 21, 2005

Phony like a CAT

to be extremely decieving through the point of view of a suspected 70 year old german woman

see oh shiet

Phony like a CAT
(after looking at bill) waitress says tips are encouraged

suspected 70 year old german woman:
*deep german accent* "you are Phony like a CAT."

by babss September 23, 2007

Stroking the Cat

Receiving the "sex talk" in a less than conventional way from a figure of trust. This involves the stroking of the recipient's "cat" to illustrate the points raised within the talk.

Laura's father never was able to look her in the eye after stroking the cat.

by Courtly Manor April 26, 2010