Definitions by kikokiko95
Kicking The Cat
When A Man upsets his wife/girlfrriend he does not get sex for a week or so. Expression coming from -
A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.
Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.
Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.
Boy- Should i tell him or should you?
A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.
Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.
Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.
Boy- Should i tell him or should you?
Jeff- How are you and stephanie?
Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.
Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !
Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.
Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !
Kicking The Cat by kikokiko95 July 22, 2009
vanilla latte
A Bisexual man. The expression being, "vanilla latte, swings both ways." A vanilla latte being a drink for men and women.
vanilla latte by kikokiko95 June 23, 2009
Vanilla Patch
Noun.
Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.
Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.
Vanilla Patch by kikokiko95 June 22, 2009