When A Man upsets his wife/girlfrriend he does not get sex for a week or so. Expression coming from -
A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.
Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.
Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.
Boy- Should i tell him or should you?
A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.
Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.
Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.
Boy- Should i tell him or should you?
Jeff- How are you and stephanie?
Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.
Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !
Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.
Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !
by kikokiko95 July 22, 2009
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