A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.
I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man
by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022
When you it's 3qm
Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr
by amberbooyah May 28, 2021
by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022
Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
by inx13 July 21, 2022
The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.
by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019
A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.
I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.
by BostonAlan August 03, 2017