squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018

Squack

Stuff that comes out of a man; a better word for cum

Friend 1:Did he squackon you last night?

Friend 2:Yea but he squacked too fast.

by ndndhjss March 4, 2018

Squink

A nickname for a person who is small cute and clumsy

Hey squink stop crashing the car into the house

by Pearl Macintosh March 11, 2018

squarklurb

A mysterious error that arises from sharing documents from one computer user to another.

I don't know why the formatting got like that; just a squarklurb, I guess.

by KC_McRunyon May 10, 2018

squandromat

A greedy-casino-type public clothes-washing establishment where the coin-operated machines are all "rigged in The House's favor" --- the bill-changer mis-feeds/jams/malfunctions frequently and thus does not always dispense "equal" change, the detergent-dispensers contain nearly-empty boxes of soap-powder, the washers' coin-counters merely "swallow" or "ignore" any extra change if you accidentally put in too much, the super-costly "double-loader" and "triple-loader" washers are not actually large enough to accommodate two or three times the laundry of a regular single-load machine, the washers run for a ridiculously short time, the driers are set at too low a temperature and/or spin too slowly to dry your clothes so quickly/thoroughly as they should for the run-time you paid for, all of the machines' timers "advance" or "count down" slightly too rapidly and thus do not actually provide all of the stated run-time, etc. --- and so people hafta squander small fortunes there just to wash their clothes.

I would much prefer to just pay my elderly neighbors a few bucks occasionally to let me wash my laundry in their machine --- and then hang it out myself on my clotheslines to let the sun dry it for free --- rather than paying a fortune at the local squandromats.

by QuacksO July 10, 2018

SquangBang

A more formal and academically acceptable iteration of the phrase "gangbang."

-Yeah, my friends and I were fixin to pull a gangbang
-excuse me sir, you're in a library

-my mistake. I meant a "squangbang"

by StarvinMarvin September 12, 2018

Squawk

The act of making bird noises loudly while on FaceTime with people to deafen them.

How dare you squawk at me!

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018