moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.

Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.

by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015

Moose Knuckle Buckle

When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time

I just gave that fool a moose knuckle buckle

by Cobs sammitch October 20, 2016

Moose-Licker

A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.

We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.

by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016

moose bag

A particularly ugly woman.

Look at that moose bag on the dance floor!

by wonky james September 18, 2017

Moosebum

A rumbum off of a moose. A moosebum.

I tried to do a moosebum last night and now I'm in jail for bestiality :/.

by Moosebum October 15, 2018

Moose fit

When a male (usually millenial aged) wear’s pants so tight, you can see his moose knuckles, they are considered moose fit. Similar in nature to loose fit, except oh so so tight.

Alex always wears his moose fit jeans on Friday’s.

by Armsandhearts April 13, 2019

moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps

Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef

by platinum cow May 26, 2019