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house geese

Very expensive, large instrument used for rectal pleasure.
Why split my logs I can just sell them and pay off my house geese...
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Professional guesser

A person who guesses correctly
Ahhh u should just be a professional guesser
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you'll never guess what happens next

These six words can be described into one word - clickbait.

They guarantee millions of views from people with 1.5x more IQ than the producer at the smartest. They try to trick low-IQ viewers (which there are a lot of them) into thinking that they are smart.
A car crashed, but you'll never guess what happens next
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boo gees

My twin boys are my boo gees!
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geeski

Geeski
Geeski I would love a hoot rn!
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Guers and chippy

A delectable combination of iced tea and potato chips which is used to fatten up retards in Schuylkill County. Guers and chippy serves a dual purpose, as it also manages to quiet down tubby mongoloids before their mid-afternoon nap.

Recipe:

Part 1.

Making of the Guers

Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers.

2. Preparation of Chippy

Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers.

One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".
Thelma: "Bily! Come get your Guers and chippy!"

Bily: "RAAAA!!!"

Junior: "Hwy doughs NOT leave SNOT on my couch today, Bilhwy!"

Lucy: Scratches asshole on carpet
by BirkyTeppoo April 5, 2009
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