hamill

1. A particle of feces
2. The act of shitting in a watery fashion. Leaving the intestines empty but the bowl smothered.
I dropped the nastiest Hamill I've ever experienced. The CDC quarantined the bathroom and I had to leave my house. No community will have me now.
by Tfab December 17, 2013
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house geese

Very expensive, large instrument used for rectal pleasure.
Why split my logs I can just sell them and pay off my house geese...
by Tfab April 01, 2017
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