house geese

Very expensive, large instrument used for rectal pleasure.

Why split my logs I can just sell them and pay off my house geese...

by Tfab April 01, 2017

hamill

1. A particle of feces
2. The act of shitting in a watery fashion. Leaving the intestines empty but the bowl smothered.

I dropped the nastiest Hamill I've ever experienced. The CDC quarantined the bathroom and I had to leave my house. No community will have me now.

by Tfab December 17, 2013