goobsed 

The act of touching yourself, while touching the private area of another while they sleep, and then ejaculating on that sleeping innocent person.

Omg I got drunk and passed out, and when I woke up I was getting goobsed

goobsed by Gagatrength February 25, 2018

Goosefaggot

A name for a selfish-ass YouTuber (SomeArtist with about 800 subs), who doesn't care what you say.

Goosefaggot messaged me on discord saying "I didn't do anything wrong." even though he was a dickbag.

Goosefaggot by xXGaLaXyXx July 18, 2018

Goose egg 

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

Goose egg by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

Goose rooter

When a specimen on a Honda big red drives full tit at a goose in a large body of water while under the influence and of multiple cold Woodstock’s

Hey goose rooter how’s the big red going?

Goose rooter by Spleff January 30, 2022

goose mafia

The goose mafia are the sonabitch geese that shit up your favorite park or even if your so unfortunate to live near a water that has some of these dastardly bastards and shit up your lawn!! Or in the scenario where you go to favorite park and you feel as your being stalked by the rapcallions and you can’t but go home worried and paranoid of the “Goose Mafia”.

Those geese you see over there I really nervous of the way they keep looking at me like that, I think there Goose Mafia”

goose mafia by Mr.Morrill July 22, 2022

Goose stunner 

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you

Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour

Goose stunner by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

gibble goose 

someone who is has smoked far too much chronic and is just completely wrecked

I hit the bong too hard tonight im a gibble goose
Marty is such a gibble goose!
Lay off the dope son you will become one of the gibble goose

gibble goose by EZ420 November 2, 2012