Fecalphilia

Fecalphiliacs have an insatiable appetite for shit.

Cousin Craiggers is a fecalphiliac, he munches Fecal Flakes for breakfast every day!!

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

fecal lucidity

Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.

"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity. There is no fucking way I will be able to complete it by the deadline because I have no clue what I am doing!" -Me

by MrMethod September 7, 2008

Fecality

Erroneous statement indicating a misconception borne of ignorance or naivety. Synonymous with "fallacy" (though must be stated) and derived in part from the adjective "fecal." In the cherished tradition of equating unlikely notions with fecal matter and/or the act of defecation.

"Fecalities we're abundant in today's session of parliament, the most heinous fecality coming from the Prime Minister."

by SoundAvarice July 19, 2009

Feemail

Emails sent requesting payment to people who owe you money.

After the bachelor party, I had to send all the guys feemails since I picked up the hotel and rental car. They better pay up.

by richard bullard barnes March 30, 2011

Fecal blizzard

When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.

When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.

Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.

I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.

by Aqua lung October 7, 2013

TRI-FECTA

When someone gets so drunk they go to the toilet with the intentions of throwing up, however when they give that first heave they lose all control of their bowels and not only do they throw up but also shit and piss at the same time. Thus creating the elusive TRI-FECTA of shitting,pissing, and puking at the same time!

Brown was so drunk at the party he went into the bathroom and pulled a tri-fecta!

by mainesoxfanidc June 3, 2009

Fechachski stank-cicle

When a chica has seepage through her panties and the resulting "stank" running down her leg freezes due to cold weather.

Damn Jenne, I can smell that Fechachski stank-cicle you're rockin' from over here!

by repercussion80 February 26, 2009