Carrot and walnut 

Cake ..

Moist ..

Coffee was decent too

Strangely asked if I wanted two slices

I looked to see if anyone behind me, around …

Nope, did I expect anyone .. lol nope

The lady that parks opposite mine serving me ..

Wonder what she meant?

Anyway, hope your day was …

Good I guess. …

Realised we weren’t meant be after all…

Carrot and walnut ..

Probs should be the names of the 2 demon babies …

Strange how their dads are clones …

Life … weird and err .. wander full

Carrot and walnut by LetsTalkAboutX April 27, 2023

rag carrot 

its a tampony or msomething u stick up ur hole when tom is visiting for a weekish time

her rag carrot string is showing out of her bathing suit bottom lets pull it

rag carrot by ragedy anne December 21, 2004

choking the carrot 

When a male sexually exites himself until he reaches climax.

Yesterday Steven's mom walked in on him while he was choking the carrot.

choking the carrot by tekilashotz6969 May 1, 2006

carrot cock 

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

carrot cock by MerkMeister January 6, 2009

Carrot

What Bruno Mars Hooligan fans call his penis

There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it

Carrot by Hooligan JB April 11, 2015

Carroting 

A woman having Sexual pleasure with the use of a carrot.

Nika B. :"Have you ever tried carroting? "
Paula V. :" Nah, what's that?

Nika B. :"Oh, that shoving a carrot into your pussy, it's real good! "
Paula V. :" Well there is only one way to find out if it's good"

Carroting by Carrot man111 January 6, 2017

Carrot Dick

A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl

Girl: Take your pants off

Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross

Carrot Dick by babyyyyy88 December 31, 2017