Old Amish

The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.

"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."

by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022

Kozumikku Amethyst

Featuring traces of nebula particles, Kozumikku Amethyst (コズミック Amethyst©) is the rarest shade of purple that the human eye can process. It is believed to present an unexplainable amount of detail and depth to a degree unknown to man. Little to any information about this shade of purple is known due to the creator being the only known person to understand the complexity of this shade claiming "It's just from SPACE".

When it comes to some of the nicest automotive paint options for a car, ones that come to mind are Millennium Jade, Midnight Purple, Montego Blue, Competition Yellow Mica, Black Cherry Mica, Crystal White, the most revered has to be KOZUMIKKU AMEHTYST. Kozumikku Amethyst is one of the rarest shades of purple in existence.

by The SPACEBOY January 3, 2023

Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Amish mistake

May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.

When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

amish porn

A non-sexual picture of a woman with legs exposed above the knee.

Prude: "This picture is inappropriate!"

Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"

by L1ght May 30, 2014

Adithi

The girl that that was probably born on the highway cuz that's where most accidents happen

That one girl who thinks that she's hot shit but cracks all the mirrors when she walks by

look at that hobo on the street, ignore her she's probably an "Adithi"

by joma_345 December 13, 2021

Half Amish

Person or persons that are deeply religious.(Including all religions)Though these people may own and operate technology, it is very outdated. They tend to be home schooled, homebodies and, very creepy.

Person A: "Did you hear about the family down the street? They still have Windows 95!"

Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"

by Flushman May 8, 2008