dick-walking

Rising from bed in a state of semi-wakefulness realizing you have both a raging erection and a full bladder; then stumbling to the bathroom.

I woke up dick-walking last night. I didn't know if I needed a toilet or a piece of ass first.

by maechtig October 27, 2015

walking Level 5

An annoying person who hovers over you on a train, bus, or on a plane, and constantly coughs and/or sneezes on you. "Level 5" refers to the highest level of biohazard in a "hot lab".

I'm trying to stay away from the walking Level 5s on the train, because I have no sick time left at my job.

by pentozali November 8, 2005

wallingford

A decent size town in CT, located between New Haven & Hartford. There are two high schools; Sheehan is on the west side and Lyman Hall is on the east side. These two schools are huge rivals and most of the kids hate eachother. Weekends consist of house parties, woods parties, bonfires, or just driving around smoking/drinking because theres nothing else better to do. Once out of highschool many weekends may be spent in downtown new haven at all the clubs. No one usually goes that far for college. The majority of people will go to UCONN, Southern, Central, and some other close schools. Wallingford is pretty much a bubble. If you live there you will probably live there the rest of your life and hang out at all the same places with all the same people. Once 21 you can go to the center of town and bounce around those bars and thats probably as exciting as your life will ever get living here.

I live in Wallingford, a pretty boring town but I'll probably never leave it.

by yousuck1234 April 30, 2006

walking dead

A zombie show that is the bomb if u don't like the walking dead u don't have a life and r stupid they have the hottest people on it including rick the Cherf and Daryl Dixon the hottnes person ever he is a badass they are in a zombie apocalypse and a lot of there people get eaten by zombies or die giving birth like Lori ricks wife and there's a gurl with a masheti and put in threw some guys face if u don't watch the walking dead u should start one get to watching

Walking dead has a lot of blood zombies and violence for kids 10 and up

by Miley cyrus December 12, 2013

walking boner

A very hot bitch, which in most cases causes a hard on.

That chick Dakota has a rocking body, she's a walking boner.

by Canonball_DGeorge March 15, 2007

Walking Joke

A walking joke is the guy (or girl) that is the brunt of most jokes within a group of friends. This could mean one of two things; they are just made fun of by their friends and others for no reason or they are actually clumsy and easy to make fun of.

Ellen: "Tim, there's a hole in your bathing suit! HAHAHAHAH"
Lauren: "Tim, your shirt is stupid hahah"
Forrest: "Tim, you must be a walking joke! HAH"
Tim: *through muffled tears as he walks away* "I hate my life"

by forrestgumpiii July 27, 2011

j walking jangster

to cross the street not at a cross walk and to do so in a gangster manner

sara and jon are j walking jangsters =

by Jon sexy A October 20, 2005