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Wet Virginia 

It's like a wet willie, but you wet your finger in a pussy instead of your mouth, and then proceed to stick it in the victim's ear.
Man that girl was skanky, she wouldn't shut up while I was finger banging her, so I gave her the Wet Virginia!

My friend wanted to smell my finger after I was done with my girl. I thought that was kinda gross, so I Wet Virginia'ed him instead HAHAHA
Wet Virginia by sebbie69 June 22, 2009
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House In Virginia 

An Acronym for HIV; Just as well as As I Die Slowly, stands for AIDS.
"He went to Barbados and came back with a 'House In Virginia'...."

Northern Virginia 

Northern Virgina: a place where most new-money-yankees gather to ruin the image and gentile traditions of Virginia. Most of these people are cocky, from the north, where gel, and live in new surbanite-developments with little class or culture. Fairfax county wishes it had the old virginia estates and homes of the West End of Richmond points: (1) The elitist of Southern Virginia are well-bred, more classy, have just as much money, and love their state more than NOVANS. For the most part, Northern Virginia is disgracing the rich traditions of Virginia, even if it does have lots of money it has no class. In addition, is very wealthy city Richmond. In conclusion, Northern Virginia belongs with the state of Maryland for two reasons: (1) It's people and ideals are not Viriginian, per say. (2) Lots of these people are not native Virginians, instead; they are outsiders who become cocky by making money in Washington D.C. So Northern Virginia, please do the rest of the state a favor, and become part of Maryland. Northern Virginia you're money will not be missed because you have no class. Long-live Richmond and the tidewater for her valor, glory, history, and honor.
Gel Head from NOVA: Hey, youuz guyz, my dad just made a million off some high tech invention.
Gel Head # 2 from NOVA: Thats sweet maybe we can go put that money into your new HONDA CIVIC rolling on shitty ass rims.
Northern Virginia by Ed November 14, 2004

Manassas Virginia

A run down place that's trying to get it's reputation back, but cannot. Also known as "Manasty" and located near Dumfries. Mentioned in the newspaper once or twice for having soo many illegal immigrants. If you like Mexicans, trashy people and even trashier views, Manasty is awesome.
Where do you live?

Manassas Virginia.

Oh, that's... umm.. talk to you later..
Manassas Virginia by RobbieObrn April 20, 2011

Northern Virginia 

Location - Northern Virgina is jagged circular area that is bordered by Potomac, Maryland and DC..OH and of course..Regular.. Virginia. Where the "Mid-Atlantic"(People who can't except the fact that they live in the south and would like to be called middle) ends. Nothern Virgina's "border" ends in Stafford County, Virginia. Which beside Spotsy, Virginia which is nicknamed "Back in the Bushes".

People - Scum of the earth to "regular" Virginia and consider Virginia to be a redneck filled confederate flag waving hick state. They refuse to be apart of Virginia and the South since most of the inhabitants are rich northern migrants who came to exploit cheap land and labor in the 70s and have spawned Nova yuppies ever since. The public schools look more like private schools. They refuse to acknowledge the fact they are below the mason-dixon line and that the area has a rich confederate history also they consider themselves superior to any and everyone.Don't bother debating anything with them, they think have an answer to everything.
They do not consider themselves to be apart of Virginia at all and you'll hear them refer to themselves as the 51st state which we proud Virginians wish would happen.
Don't expect to see the 1861 Virginia Flag on any house in Northern Virginia.
Virginan - Look ya'll give us some of southern maryland and you can stick Northern Virginia up your ass. *Virginia crowd cheers*

Marylander - Eeeaaah I guess that's a good trade, southern maryland has nothing in common with us and northern Virgina has nothing in common with you all so let's do it.

Northern Virginians - YIPPIE! *nerd cheers* WE ARE FINALLY APART OF MARYLAND!

The Virginia Slim Massacre 

When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.

His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.

The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.

Williamsburg, Virginia 

A place where there is a waffle house on literally every single street in the the city. The only thing thats actually fun to do, is to go to Busch Gardens.
*in williamsburg, virginia*

Him: Dude im cravin pancakes. lets go to that waffle house.

Me: WHICH ONE?!
Williamsburg, Virginia by 1283 March 6, 2010