Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.

I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.

by Erg raider April 4, 2011

ultra cripto blumpkin

similar to a standard blumpkin, with the difference being the receiver is performing an upper deck.

I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).

by robharry April 8, 2011

Ultrasack

The action of hitting a man in their balls so hard that they will

1) Swell up to 50 times their size and suffocate them.
2)Fall off and die.

Dude, I kicked Sean so hard i was an Ultrasack.

by Straight O. G. April 20, 2011

Ultramega OK

1. Soundgarden's first studio album released in 1988. Some major songs on the ablum include Beyond the Wheel, Flower, and Incessant Mace.

2. "Absolutely, unbelievably not bad," superlatively average.

1. Ultramega OK by Soundgarden is a great example of early grunge.

2. Chris Cornell described the album Ultramega OK as "Ultramega Alright. Ultramega could have been better, but not bad."

by IncessantMacer October 3, 2011

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

When you are more than besties and will always be there for each other. You laugh at each others super lame jokes all the time! Ultimate Super awesome mega besties usually don't know how they became friends, they just upgraded from stranger to Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

John: We are friends right?
Lisa: Of course! no im wrong
John: So we arent friends?
Lisa: No I meant we were Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

by Labi June 18, 2013

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie

More than best friends

John: I love you so much Lisa, we are Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie!
Lisa: I love you too John

by Labi June 18, 2013

Ultravine

First ever official music video made completely on Vine for Ultra Music artist DANK, using the hashtag #ultravine. Curated by Astronauts Wanted, No Experience Necessary, a weird group that makes unknown artistic talent famous through social media.

You did you catch that sick magic vine KalaniBallFree did?

Yeah, I think it was part of Astronauts Wanted's #ultravine.

by AccidentalGenius January 23, 2014