Turkey Hawk

A person who covertly wants what their friends have, or sabotage their friend due to jealousy and hate. A wolf in sheep's clothing.

Turkey Hawk, Ryan Forbes, Benedict Arnold, Russia

by tdpro4 July 16, 2015

Turkey Monday

A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.

Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.

by Turkey Fan #1 March 14, 2016

Turkish Speedbag

When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.

Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!

by shagenwagen February 2, 2017

Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017

turkey and pancakes

There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?

Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.

by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018

Turkish Election

A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.

Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election

by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico March 29, 2019

turkeyfilling

Cum used when shot inside of a person doesn’t have to be a certain gender or anything just when you cum inside of someone.

I gave that hoe some of my turkeyfilling last night and she got kinky.

by janglenaws September 24, 2019