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stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.
by joesappy October 21, 2021
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Stretchat

Stretchat is a combination of two words : stretch and chat. It can be used as a verb or a noun. A stretchat usually happens after a workout and describes the social activity of combining active recovery with a conversation, usually about serious topics including a new personal best, the gym next drinks event or more general gym gossip. Stretchatting is a key activity to build the sense of community in any good gym.
After our morning cardio session, Cat is always keen on stretchatting.
by Vino_Nico September 6, 2021
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StretchedMC

A minecraft player who cheats all the time, he will always find a way to cheat.
He is such a StretchedMC
by ONEISONLPOGGERS March 29, 2022
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Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008
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Camel Stretcher

An insult used to throw an enemy off guard as they ponder why any one would feel the need to stretch a camel.
Guy: You're such an asshole man!
another guy: Yeah well you are a camel stretcher!
Guy:???

(Becomes confused enough for a finishing blow or a quick get away)
by Kristen F. September 19, 2013
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Hair stretching

A method of changing the curl pattern of naturally curly hair by setting hair creating a larger curl pattern to reduces hair shrinkage.
The client asked her stylist for a flat twist as her hair stretching style.
by BlondeElocks September 28, 2014
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throat stretched

Hey girl, I'm on my way over. Be ready cause you're gonna get that Throat Stretched.
by Big C in FW March 9, 2016
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