slowball

(also slow ball ) n. a person who is slow of thought in at least one to several capacities, and whose influence on others nearby, either by deliberate action or selfish behavior, or passively, serves to vex, retard, frustrate, hinder and annoy said others, leading to a breakdown of a stable system, regardless of intellectual superiority, giftedness, or talent, of the individuals making up the system. also known as “survival of the dumbest”. (This term is also expandable to cover Siri mistakes, mistyped words, or anything else of the kind which can frustrate a user of electronic devices to record thoughts, ideas, or vital communications, among others things, to the point that the user may revert to a pen and paper

“Yeah, I bet that he could have finished high school at age 12, then gone on to Harvard,, MIT, or Yale, if the creeps in those backwater public schools hadn’t slowballed him.”

by Chess King_2_4_5_12 December 7, 2023

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Showman

A person who works and owns part of a fairground (not to get confused by chaps) and the travelling funfair. They can also work at festivals, carnivals, fates and fairs.

My best mate is a showman

by Improbscryinatm March 21, 2024

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Snowman

Snowman: king of the snowflakes (a very fragile, easily offended, overly sensitive person)

John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?

Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.

by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024

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slowballer

a slowballer is an internet word spun off of cornball or goofball. the verb form is slowballing, typically used when someone is being slow in a convo.

jeff: whats weong with bro?
bob: dw bros a slowballer lol

jeff: yoo finally ur back, what happened?
bob: i was tryna explain something to my lil bro but he was slowballin so hard.

jeff: wsp?
bob: i slowballed a convo and now they think im retarded...
jeff: certified slowballer xd
bob: stfu

by troughboy June 7, 2024

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