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Snotmaster
A person who recklessly blows his nose and gets snot all over everything.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
Andre Agassi is not only a US Open Champion, but also a Snotmaster of the highest caliber.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
Snotmaster by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 30, 2016
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Slotmachine
A 'slotmachine' is a woman's cleavage. Can only occur in women who have fairly large breasts. Cougars often use their 'slotmachines' to attract young, wealthy men.
Slotmachine by Reeves69 December 6, 2010
Slutmas
Similar to Hoemas and Christmas, on December 6th, Slutty Santa gives out all the things you'd want in your kinky little life
Slutmas by Jesterrran December 9, 2021
slothasaurus
1. A historic mammal, generally 5'6'' 3/4 usually of Dutch decent, but also found to have genetic roots in the southern parts of America. From the latin, Slothiniusmamasaurius. Prounounced "sloth""A""saurus".
2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.
2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.
1. Eg. The slothasaurus was first discovered on the grounds of Iowa's Dordt College.
2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!
2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!
slothasaurus by supercoolkid37 January 1, 2010
slokmaster69
slokmaster69 a gigachad but an introvert. Has an IQ in around millions but can not remember stuff. A person who has great powers but too many internal drawbacks
I wish I could be like slokmaster69.
I wanna be slokmaster69 but I don't think I can handle that power.
slokmaster69 without them drawbacks would be god
I wanna be slokmaster69 but I don't think I can handle that power.
slokmaster69 without them drawbacks would be god
slokmaster69 by FullCowling100%Brain September 25, 2021
Slotmachining
"Slotmachining" is when a guy grows out a large bush of pubes, he then makes a bunch of small gold coins and places them everywhere inside of his pubes. When a girl then gives him a handjob it is as if she is playing a slotmachine, as gold coins fall from his bush from every pull of the lever. Just after ejaculating he yells "Jack Pot!!!" and makes a lever pulling gesture.
Dude I was slotmachining this girl I met at the bar last night, but I keep finding gold coins in my pubes.
Did she hit the jackpot?
Did she hit the jackpot?
Slotmachining by "High" Roller May 14, 2011