Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.

Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011

Upside Down Surprise

Standing on ones head naked while putting one foot on either side of the door frame. Whoever answers the door receives the upside down surprise of a dong to the mouth.

Last year I gave your mom an upside down surprise for her birthday!

by theyellowsupremacist March 31, 2015

Shannon Butt Surprise

The Act of strapping a dildo to the front of your car, and ramming it into the anus of another person from behind.

Last night, a car snuck up from behind me and gave me the Good old fashioned Shannon Butt Surprise

by Bob statutory December 30, 2020

Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009

The Big Surprise

Its when your fucking a girl and you look down... AND ITS YOUR GRANDMA!!!!

Guy 1: *fap fap fap fap* "Ah damn girl hell yeah... AH FUCK ITS MY GRANDMA!!!!"

Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!

by Mrdriller6969 October 21, 2010

Hot Chocolate Surprise

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!

Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

by RatBass May 11, 2010

dryer surprise

When you open the dryer to put wet laundry in only to discover "someone" left it full of clothes.

I'll just put these clothes into the - uh-OH - WTF! - dryer surprise!

by da Chetster July 22, 2010