Fetal Surprise

When your giving somebody head, then you stop, punch them in the stomach and then puke on them

while mary was giving jeff head she gaged and gave him a fetal surprise

by Wicked Dyldo September 09, 2008

surprise jellyroll

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

by Jake March 26, 2004

Pudding Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl in missionary position and unbenounced to her you are shitting in your cupped hand. Once she had reached climax she is slapped across the face with feces.

I gave my girl last night a pudding surprise, and now she won't talk to me.

by Blade707 February 05, 2011

jelly surprise

When someone lets out an air biscuit and unintentionally receives the oozy mud butt sensation in their under britches.

We were having a bake off and i baked a cookie sheet of air biscuits, busted ass and ended up with a jelly surprise.

by flatulence August 28, 2006

Dookie Surprise

The act of sewing a love partner's rectum up nice and tight just like a wrapped X-mas present. Next you feed him/her continously for a few days with no bathroom break. After this process is complete you can safely jam your male organ up his/her rectrum and have the dookie surprised you desired.

Dookie Surprise Foreplay
You: Baby, do you really need to go yet?
Partner: Yes, I can't hold it any longer!
You: Alright! Here I come!
Partner: *SHIT NOISE X100*
You: Your butt-hole is so tight and smelly my love
Partner: I love you.

by FuraiGuy September 26, 2007

tijuana surprise

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away

She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.

by the1js July 12, 2009

October Surprise

An October Surprise can also mean a political challenger's orchestrated and delayed release of damaging information about an incumbent opponent just in time for an election.

Some political operatives had known about Mark Foley's pecadilloes for months in advance, but chose a timed release of the news as an October Surprise.

by NickB1967 November 08, 2006