Shargyle

The name for someone who is is highly intoxicated to the extent of not being able to talk and losing basic bodily functions - resulting in tripping over simple inanimate objects (most commonly onto muddy ground) and/or ones own vomit. Thus eventually resulting in the loss of socially accepted bowel motions (or otherwise know as shitting of ones pants.)

"Oh dear, I think I may have just Shargyled myself"

"She was so wasted...she Shargyled all over the place!"

"Man, I got so maggot that I fucking Shargyled. Not even gonna lie."

by Furry Jeffery January 12, 2011

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

shart deco

The art of spraying shit around the toilet bowl that does not wash away when you flush the toilet.

After eating at Taco Hell, my wife needs to clean the toilet to remove the shart deco I left behind.

by 69Starmonkey March 6, 2014

sharppooner

When her back is on the bed you put her in a sharpshooter hold knocking her out to make the orgasm better for you all while still having your dick in her vagina

Jeff: Hey man did you hit up Jessica last night? Dan: Yeah, I knocked her out by putting her in a sharppooner

by Sitykid5 January 6, 2016

Sharkuntie

A cunt that spy's on people thinking she's Invisible, but in reality. She sticks out like a sharks fin.

Girl A: "did you here about (name here)"

Girl B: "yeah, she's sharkuntie AF"
Girl A: "I KNOW RIGHT !"

by This is Hady March 12, 2016

sharon stoning

The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station

Don't look, but that guy is really sharon stoning me right now

by BeardofSinclair May 25, 2016

sharrell

Very optimistic she always see the positive outcome in everything she does very strong minded and kind hearted she will let nothing get in her way from Succeeding yet she voices her opinions very blunt and right on point she means no harm very easy to get along with great friend to have around loves to be around family. True meaning of new adventures she will always strive for success.

Sharrell once was a charismatic poet.

by Sspirit December 20, 2016