Shargyle

The name for someone who is is highly intoxicated to the extent of not being able to talk and losing basic bodily functions - resulting in tripping over simple inanimate objects (most commonly onto muddy ground) and/or ones own vomit. Thus eventually resulting in the loss of socially accepted bowel motions (or otherwise know as shitting of ones pants.)

"Oh dear, I think I may have just Shargyled myself"

"She was so wasted...she Shargyled all over the place!"

"Man, I got so maggot that I fucking Shargyled. Not even gonna lie."

by Furry Jeffery January 12, 2011

shargle

The reflexive gargling-gag caused by the spraying of liquid shit to the back of the throat.

As she bent over, I looked deep into her big brown eye, and as the warm spray hit my open lips from two feet away, I began to ecstatically shargle.

by The Lone Nugget March 15, 2016

shargled

Meaning: breath smells like they've been gargling faeces / shit, bad smelling breath.

Oh man your breath stinks like you've just shargled, has someone had a dump in your mouth?

by tttgirls January 15, 2016

Shargler

A shart gargler, as in one who gargles sharts. An individual who is particularly despicable or dastardly.

His repeated failure to condemn blatant acts of discrimination has solidified his place in history as a grade A shargler.

by Richard Precum October 10, 2017

Shargle

When one shits desperately through a loud, powerful, and almost uncontainable amount of fart gasses, almost sounding like one was gargling out their ass.

As I approached the lavatory, I could hear someone shargle away in the stalls. As that point, I just turned around and walked away.

by ManifestShargley October 29, 2019

Shargle

When you giggle so hard you shart yourself

"That movie was so funny I shargled my pants!"

by queefmaestro February 2, 2021

shargle

shark with eagle wings

the shargle flew out of the water and ate me

by dufwjskjfvldi April 13, 2021