by Bryan Baca January 5, 2008
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The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.
The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.
Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.
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Boy: Dude, Hunter totally sucks the cock.
Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."
Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.
Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."
Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.
by Tom, from Urban Dictionary October 17, 2006
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The Origin of the Cocktail:
The originator of the {cocktail} was {Betsy Flanagan}, who owned and operated a tavern during the Revolutionary times near Yonkers. The story goes, the american officers raided a British Commissary and stole several male birds, which they brought to Betsy and asked her to roast, and on the evening of the feast Betsy decorated each bottle and jar in her {tavern} with the tail feathers of the roasted fowl. Betsy would use the tail feathers to stir the drinks for her guests. During the party officers kept calling out to Betsy for more {drinks} which turned into asking for those {"Cocktails"} hence the name {"COCKTAIL"} was born.
The Origin of the Cocktail:
The originator of the {cocktail} was {Betsy Flanagan}, who owned and operated a tavern during the Revolutionary times near Yonkers. The story goes, the american officers raided a British Commissary and stole several male birds, which they brought to Betsy and asked her to roast, and on the evening of the feast Betsy decorated each bottle and jar in her {tavern} with the tail feathers of the roasted fowl. Betsy would use the tail feathers to stir the drinks for her guests. During the party officers kept calling out to Betsy for more {drinks} which turned into asking for those {"Cocktails"} hence the name {"COCKTAIL"} was born.
Calling for another drink the barmaid poured the liquor in a glass and stirred it with a rooster tail.
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Get the rectal rooter mug.1 The stupid fucking cunt of a bird that crows next to the door every fucking morning.
2 the stupid bird that attacks you for no reason and squawks at any fucking thing it does'nt like.
2 the stupid bird that attacks you for no reason and squawks at any fucking thing it does'nt like.
That fucking cunt of a rooster is crowing outside the door again. Stop squarking you useless fucking rooster.
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