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In salt veritas

In vino veritas but when you have a "zi de marți".
Vladimir: How did you find out Oliver has microdick?
Andrew: Oh you know, we were on salt one night and he told me. You know the old saying; in salt veritas.

Vladimir: Dang, I also say things I shouldn't be saying on it.
by tommyzat November 14, 2022
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wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.
I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.
by Kiperovski October 18, 2016
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Salt Switcher

A person in a multiplayer game who always gets their way, and will proceed to keep switching to cheap characters/ characters deliberately and will proceed to adopt any annoying playstyle to get their way.
That Salt Switcher kept changing because I killed him once.
Salt Switchers are so easily angered man.
by kk5dire April 4, 2021
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Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.
My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
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salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.
"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."
by cjcooter January 16, 2014
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salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022
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Veruca Salt

Easily the best grunge/women's rock band of the 1990's.
Hey jason, Did you hear Veruca Salt's new album?
No, I'll have to check it out sometime.
by Mygrayne November 12, 2020
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