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Definitions by Ethastum

abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

When you type the alphabet but your 'd'-key has fallen off, and your ii key types iix2 for some reason.
Person 1: II smart
Person 2: ... what's 9 + 10
Person 3: 21..?
Person 4: You stupiid
Person 5: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 6: WHAT
Person 7: Sufferiing iis by defiiniitiion what whoa iis me
Person 8: Who the heck are all of you, get out of my house
Person 9: We're not leaviing untiill you call the poliice
Person 10: B
*Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8 leaves*
Person 8: Fiinally peace

*:D*
Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A: Person 8

din domme 

Is a mild slur, that means the other person is momentarily kinda stupid, dense, annoying or anything else of that sorts.
A: *Gets killed in some video game*
A: BRuh
E: din domme
din domme by Ethastum June 23, 2022

zxcvbnmjuyhgtrfdewsaq

When you are so unbelievably bored that you type in... whatever pattern you typed.
Please return to your work, your teacher/employer is gonna be disappointed in you.

With that said I feel the need to say that i'm currently not working. lol
aaaaaa: croinge
dababy: omg what... croissant?
zxcvbnmjuyhgtrfdewsaq: AAAAAAA!?!??
gimme your liver: Maroi

zqwxsecdrfvtbgyhnujmik,opl.- 

When you do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but you go throught all the lines in sync so its basically random
Person: Heloo
Dude: A
Person: What?
Dude: *pulls up a glock*
Person: whoa whoa no need to use violence
Dude: zqwxsecdrfvtbgyhnujmik,opl.-!
Person: A
Dude: *shoots*
Per-
You, Jason
You, Jason, is cringe
Cringe by Ethastum January 25, 2022

salted pork? 

salted pork? by Ethastum January 20, 2022

,lpokmnjiuhbvgytfrcxdresz<awqa 

when you type your keyboard in columns backwards, and mess something up.
person: but why
dude: hehe qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person: it's not funny anymore dude stop
*person goes home and goes to sleep*
person: zzz
dude: ,lpokmnjiuhbvgytfrcxdresz<awqa
person: A