Ethastum's definitions

abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

When you type the alphabet but your 'd'-key has fallen off, and your ii key types iix2 for some reason.

Person 1: II smart
Person 2: ... what's 9 + 10
Person 3: 21..?
Person 4: You stupiid
Person 5: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 6: WHAT
Person 7: Sufferiing iis by defiiniitiion what whoa iis me
Person 8: Who the heck are all of you, get out of my house
Person 9: We're not leaviing untiill you call the poliice
Person 10: B
*Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8 leaves*
Person 8: Fiinally peace

*:D*
Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A: Person 8

by Ethastum September 25, 2023

din domme

Is a mild slur, that means the other person is momentarily kinda stupid, dense, annoying or anything else of that sorts.

A: *Gets killed in some video game*
A: BRuh
E: din domme

by Ethastum June 23, 2022

qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-

when you're bored, and when you're dansk, svenska or norsk

PERSON: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DUDE: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
PERSON: DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK JASON
DUDE: qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-
PERSON: YEAH, qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-
DUDE: IT'S TIME TO STOP, WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS, I'M GONNA CALL CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES.

by Ethastum January 18, 2022

vgtyhbnju

when you randomly define a word that is vgtyhbnju,

I cliff

time to die: grimm rapper
what: me
what do you mean there's a bomb: me
vgtyhbnju: me

by Ethastum January 18, 2022

sprite

that cringe soda that everyone drinks in america

American: cola is better
American2: no, pepsi is best
American3: you both are wrong sprite
American: die
American2: die2
American3: die3

by Ethastum January 18, 2022

,lpokmnjiuhbvgytfrcxdresz<awqa

when you type your keyboard in columns backwards, and mess something up.

person: but why
dude: hehe qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person: it's not funny anymore dude stop
*person goes home and goes to sleep*
person: zzz
dude: ,lpokmnjiuhbvgytfrcxdresz<awqa
person: A

by Ethastum January 20, 2022

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022