Ethastum's definitions
by Ethastum January 18, 2022

When you're bored enough to type all the letters in downwards columns from left to right, but you skip the first three columns.
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: "I can't find anymore qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbbnm's"
Person 2: "I found one!"
Person 1: "wait realy?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's rfvtgbyhnujmikolp"
Person 1: "wow"
Person 2: "I found one!"
Person 1: "wait realy?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's rfvtgbyhnujmikolp"
Person 1: "wow"
by Ethastum September 8, 2021

American: cola is better
American2: no, pepsi is best
American3: you both are wrong sprite
American: die
American2: die2
American3: die3
American2: no, pepsi is best
American3: you both are wrong sprite
American: die
American2: die2
American3: die3
by Ethastum January 18, 2022

When you are so bored that you first type all the letters on the keyboard in a right to left snake down the keyboard (including comma), and then type "qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm"
Person 1: "Start doing your f#cking homework!"
Person 2: "No i won't!"
Person 1: "Well i'm gonna do it for you!"
Person 2: "What? Ok fine then..."
Person 1: "pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm! Ha you really thought that i would do them for you!"
Person 2: "Stop using pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, it's only for people who's bored."
Person 1: "But i am bored!"
Person 2: "Then do my homework!"
Person 1: "A"
Person 2: "No i won't!"
Person 1: "Well i'm gonna do it for you!"
Person 2: "What? Ok fine then..."
Person 1: "pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm! Ha you really thought that i would do them for you!"
Person 2: "Stop using pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, it's only for people who's bored."
Person 1: "But i am bored!"
Person 2: "Then do my homework!"
Person 1: "A"
by Ethastum September 8, 2021

When you type the alphabet but your 'd'-key has fallen off, and your ii key types iix2 for some reason.
Person 1: II smart
Person 2: ... what's 9 + 10
Person 3: 21..?
Person 4: You stupiid
Person 5: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 6: WHAT
Person 7: Sufferiing iis by defiiniitiion what whoa iis me
Person 8: Who the heck are all of you, get out of my house
Person 9: We're not leaviing untiill you call the poliice
Person 10: B
*Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8 leaves*
Person 8: Fiinally peace
*:D*
Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A: Person 8
Person 2: ... what's 9 + 10
Person 3: 21..?
Person 4: You stupiid
Person 5: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 6: WHAT
Person 7: Sufferiing iis by defiiniitiion what whoa iis me
Person 8: Who the heck are all of you, get out of my house
Person 9: We're not leaviing untiill you call the poliice
Person 10: B
*Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8 leaves*
Person 8: Fiinally peace
*:D*
Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A: Person 8
by Ethastum September 25, 2023
