Cringe

You, Jason

You, Jason, is cringe

by Ethastum January 25, 2022

vgtyhbnju

when you randomly define a word that is vgtyhbnju,

I cliff

time to die: grimm rapper
what: me
what do you mean there's a bomb: me
vgtyhbnju: me

by Ethastum January 18, 2022

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022

zqwxsecdrfvtbgyhnujmik,opl.-

When you do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but you go throught all the lines in sync so its basically random

Person: Heloo
Dude: A
Person: What?
Dude: *pulls up a glock*
Person: whoa whoa no need to use violence
Dude: zqwxsecdrfvtbgyhnujmik,opl.-!
Person: A
Dude: *shoots*
Per-

by Ethastum January 25, 2022

zxcvbnmjuyhgtrfdewsaq

When you are so unbelievably bored that you type in... whatever pattern you typed.
Please return to your work, your teacher/employer is gonna be disappointed in you.

With that said I feel the need to say that i'm currently not working. lol

aaaaaa: croinge
dababy: omg what... croissant?
zxcvbnmjuyhgtrfdewsaq: AAAAAAA!?!??
gimme your liver: Maroi

by Ethastum March 28, 2022

qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolpplokiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz

When you're so extremely bored that you try finding different versions of "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" or "mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"

Person 1: "Dude i'm so bored..."
Dude: "Who the heck are you? Stop following me!"
Person 1: "qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolpplokiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz!!"
Dude: "STOP FOLLOWING ME!"

by Ethastum September 09, 2021

,lpokmnjiuhbvgytfrcxdresz

when you type your keyboard in columns backwards, and mess something up.

person: but why
dude: hehe qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person: it's not funny anymore dude stop
*person goes home and goes to sleep*
person: zzz
dude: ,lpokmnjiuhbvgytfrcxdresz<awqa
person: A

by Ethastum January 20, 2022