Ethastum's definitions

zxcvbnmjuyhgtrfdewsaq

When you are so unbelievably bored that you type in... whatever pattern you typed.
Please return to your work, your teacher/employer is gonna be disappointed in you.

With that said I feel the need to say that i'm currently not working. lol

aaaaaa: croinge
dababy: omg what... croissant?
zxcvbnmjuyhgtrfdewsaq: AAAAAAA!?!??
gimme your liver: Maroi

by Ethastum March 28, 2022

vgtyhbnju

when you randomly define a word that is vgtyhbnju,

I cliff

time to die: grimm rapper
what: me
what do you mean there's a bomb: me
vgtyhbnju: me

by Ethastum January 18, 2022

qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-

when you're bored, and when you're dansk, svenska or norsk

PERSON: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DUDE: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
PERSON: DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK JASON
DUDE: qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-
PERSON: YEAH, qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-
DUDE: IT'S TIME TO STOP, WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS, I'M GONNA CALL CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES.

by Ethastum January 18, 2022

pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm

When you are so bored that you first type all the letters on the keyboard in a right to left snake down the keyboard (including comma), and then type "qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm"

Person 1: "Start doing your f#cking homework!"
Person 2: "No i won't!"
Person 1: "Well i'm gonna do it for you!"
Person 2: "What? Ok fine then..."
Person 1: "pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm! Ha you really thought that i would do them for you!"
Person 2: "Stop using pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, it's only for people who's bored."
Person 1: "But i am bored!"
Person 2: "Then do my homework!"
Person 1: "A"

by Ethastum September 8, 2021

sprite

that cringe soda that everyone drinks in america

American: cola is better
American2: no, pepsi is best
American3: you both are wrong sprite
American: die
American2: die2
American3: die3

by Ethastum January 18, 2022

rfvtgbyhnujmikolp

When you're bored enough to type all the letters in downwards columns from left to right, but you skip the first three columns.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Person 1: "I can't find anymore qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbbnm's"
Person 2: "I found one!"
Person 1: "wait realy?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's rfvtgbyhnujmikolp"
Person 1: "wow"

by Ethastum September 8, 2021

Cringe

You, Jason

You, Jason, is cringe

by Ethastum January 25, 2022