Mega Lame

A Mega Lame is a friend that is your closest, best friend, but totally ignores you when they are with their boyfriend/girlfriend.

I always know when my best friend is with her boyfriend, because she always turns into a Mega Lame and won't answer my calls or texts.

by Jasonschristina September 8, 2019

mega beast

To be ugly and man like when you are in fact female.

(Kirsty walks into room...)
"Oh look" said Person X
"Oh yes, it's the mega beast!" said Person Y
"Aghhhhhhhh" said I

by chandelear boogie wig July 3, 2006

Mega Flex

The penis in its erected state (a boner)

Mane, you give that bitch a dose of the Mega Flex?

"Hell yeah nigga. I laid some pipe like a pro!"

by mtownah April 28, 2008

Mega Sweet

really cool

those are mega sweet shoes

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Mega milf

Mary jo ford md aka DAkotas Mom aka the original milf

"dude i hit on dakotas mom on the way to venice " " SHES A mega MILF"

by the real mclovin69 May 9, 2009

mega pint

An amount that is 100 times bigger than a pint.

She was sucking me off, and I released a mega pint of cum.

by TheBigTrog April 25, 2022

Mega Man'd

When someone stills your shit and uses it against you.

Mega Man....

He just mega man'd the fuck out of cutsman.

by Hell Is Heartless November 10, 2008