mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.

Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD

by Lipton Geschmack Peach Ice Tea July 31, 2017

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

keyboarding

striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid

What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...

by ukoyoki July 17, 2016

keyboard cowboy

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.

The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says

“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”

by silviasm September 2, 2022

Keyboard expert

Someone who has to stroke their ego by trying to educate people on social media platforms.

I'm tired of keyboard experts chiming in like they are the smartest person on the internet.

by Draskvin October 10, 2025

Keyboard magic

Being fake online.

I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.

by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023