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give her the keyboard

I gave her the click clack whip whack

What?
Yknow, gotta give her the keyboard

Ohh
by Nuhdge December 6, 2016
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Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.
I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap
by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015
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Keyboarding

When in sex the male "types on the females nipples"
Jen:OMG Josh out of nowhere started Keyboarding me
by Duffley58 November 16, 2015
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Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.
Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017
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mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.
Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD
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Keyboard Gangster

All Video Game Nerds from 80s till 1999

All keyboard gangsters always on them online games trash talking and always winning
He is the keyboard gangster of mechworrier online
by ToniChong420 February 22, 2019
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Keyboard warrior

People like ‘sesh gremlins’ who act hard over text but don’t say or do anything in person because they are too scared
You’re nothing but a keyboard warrior mate, pipe down.
by ADL FC March 2, 2019
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